her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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