Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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