She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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