he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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