Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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