John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
do nipples grow back?
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