i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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