That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Rumble strips road head = magical
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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