That's intense
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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