Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
