Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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