they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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