There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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