Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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