only if we run a train.
done.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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