I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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