Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
