how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Randomize
