They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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