how can u be prego again
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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