Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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