i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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