chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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