The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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