She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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