don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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