I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
