It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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