yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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