I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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