so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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