Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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