she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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