There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
