You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
