Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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