So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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