So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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