Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
