U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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