i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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