Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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