I just saw a hot homeless man
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
sick fucks of a feather flock together
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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