How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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