My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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