why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
