We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
ttyl tear gas
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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