Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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