Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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