i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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